If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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