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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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