party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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