i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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