don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
this is an emotional support booty call
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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