belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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