So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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