sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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