I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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