If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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