Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize