You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize