Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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