super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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