I want to stick my p in your. b.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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