We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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