Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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