haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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