Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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