I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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