week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
