He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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