he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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