is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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