Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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