Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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