doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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