I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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