For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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