This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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