Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
