Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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