gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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