Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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