3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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