I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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