just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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