Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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