I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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