I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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