Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Its about making memories worth repressing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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