Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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