So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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