so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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