I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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