No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
