are you still at the devil's house?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i will never coherently bang her
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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