Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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