how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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