just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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