Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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