no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
