ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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