Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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